Warriors Fanfiction

Well... it seems I haven't been blogging in quite a while. I've been writing my Fanfiction, and have three chapters done! To read them, go to Fanfiction.net, look under books, then warriors, and find the story Goldenpaw. If you can't remember who's who, e-mail me at *censored* to get the full alleigances.

Well... It's Snowing!

How awesome is that? It has snowed all morning! Maye there will be enough to go sledding in if this keeps up! I'm totally freaking out about the first snow of the season!But due to the extreme irony saturation in my life, I'll probably come back to this post in a month when the snow is waist deep and laugh...

My Humor Article

I've decided to follow Kenz's lead and write a humor article, and this is the beginning. Enjoy! *************

Recently, my grade took a field trip to the Denver Museum of Nature and Science to learn the important life skills of reducing museum workers to tears and breaking priceless objects. You cannot learn these in a classroom environment, due to the lack of museum workers and priceless objects, so you must travel abroad in a school bus. The school bus is vitally important, because it is where most of a child’s bullying occurs. My school does not own school buses (can you believe that?), so we must rent them from a neighboring school for a lot of money. I believe that if these field trip buses were abolished, the school would have enough money to build its own private jet and no longer have to hold fundraisers in the form of family-oriented kickball games. On this particular field trip, we went to visit a temporary exhibit on the Titanic. This was obviously given a lot of thought, so that the field trip could be as fundamentally boring as possible. When I am old, I will become a field trip coordinator. I would be able to make field trip activities fun for the children, such as the Arvada Center, which contains a humongous sea monster that students can climb on, then fracture their skulls when they fall, attempting to enter the sea creature’s nostril. This is not the only attraction. There is also a spinning tiger that the children swarm on and see who can stay on the longest and then puke.

Funny Quotes from My Life

• "People who drink are crap chuggers!" -Lola
• "If I were you, I'd jump off this railing thingy right now!" -Me
• "Luckily, I have learned international swear words." -Dian Fossey, from a book I'm reading

Plotially

I have invented a new word: Plotially. Adverb. Definition: referring to the plot of a story or movie. Example, this is an actual quote from me, "Well, I know that it's plotially important, but still...". I thought this word was so cool, I had to blog about it. Anybody have the phone number for Mirriam or Webster?

Ferntail!

HI! My friend, Ferntail (real name = anonymous) is currently w' me, blogging! She is the MAIN Warriors fanatic, and she introduced me to Varjak Paw, and Warriors, of course. Then I introduced Apples and UC2 to warriors, and so on. So everyone stop by and say HI! We're having a sleepover and it'd be cool to have U guys comment as fun surprises! YAYA! No wai. Ya wai. OMG< liverpig = GOD> Nevermind. MUTANT GERBILS HAVE EATEN MY BRAIN!!!!!!!

Luv U all,

Kumquat~Obsessions.

May you all be obsessed with kumquats and live your lives full of Essence of Kumquats.

And also full of all night juice tastings... haha!

Warriors II

That is a great idea, a Warriors fanfiction! You should send it to Erin Hunter*, she said in her*last email newsletter that she was looking for ideas for Dark River! you should TOTALLY SUBMIT IT, that'd be cool if she used one of your ideas! And can I be in RiverClan, not Thunderclan? But if you do do that, (change my Clan) I'd have to have a new name. How about Snowpaw? If not, Silverpaw (my personal favorite)? Or if those don't work, Ashpaw? And if you can't change my Clan, can I just be Sagepaw? Or Russetpaw? There. Lotsa choices.

Warrior names

I am writing a warriors fanfic where everyone is a cat in Thunderclan. The people Mo's age are warriors, so they're older then the people my age. Here are some warrior names. Tell me if you like yours or not. *

UC1=Feathersong

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Mo=Rainfoot

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Kenz= Silverfur

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Kelsey= Mossclaw

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Olive=Nightstorm

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Ravenwing=TB

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Me=Goldenpaw

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Kumquats=Riverpaw

I am agitated.

UC1, I know I just stole your post title, but I don't care. I'm still agitated! Kumquats keeps insulting my blog-ness! I don't care if I only post once a week, Okay? And here I am, blogging twice a day! I don't think that comment was justified. Also, I cannot draw, which is agitating me since I have to draw a book cover for English. I have gotten as far as to write the title and by Apples ******. Yarg.

Yay! New contributor!

I am currently OFFICIALLY part of Apples's blog. Though she still is administrator Wah! but I will be posting a lot of posts. I have already posted more in a day than apples posts in a WEEK But now, Kumquat Obsessions will be posting all on her own! Luv ya, Kumquats

Fairly Humorous Quotes From Yesterday I forgot to Post

"I look like a cake"~ Unnatural Child,commenting to Apples and I about her dress "You already gave us one!" "We know! We like your house!"~ Yon telling us that we had already ding-dong-ditched him and given him a card with a Snickers taped to it, Taz (except Yon didn't know it was me) giving him more, because we took too many from the bag "He gave us rambutan fruits that are moldy and closely resemble hairy spiky *wordnotfittoputonapublicblog*" ~ Dad commenting to Apple's mom on the rambutan fruits our grandpa sent us. "Uh... Mom? What was that all about? I mean, Mom is in shock, Unnatural Child 1 is looking at our food in bewilderment, and Taz is currently hyperventilating into paper bag with her head upside down" ~ Dad talking to Grandma about the food Grandpa send us (described in earlier post) Just trying to keep up my sense of humor! Taz

You know you are a string playing nerd when...

1. You find yourself vibratoing on the kitchen table.
2. While practicing a speech you will be making, you put music dynamics as the cues.
3. You think that the joke about the pricipal violist and the cunductor is funny.
4. You find yourself humming the second violin part to Rozin Eating Zombies from Outer Space, when you don't play violin.
5. Your most expensive item you own is not your Iphone or your car, but your instument.

Buahahaaaa... *strikes again*

I am abusing my blog priveleges. Buahaha... *strikes again* I love having a blog! I post a lot more than Apples does. Somebody comment! I haven't gotten one on one of my posts yet. Comments =/are *squee!!!!* Teh (UBER! )Awesome Taz Juice Tastings (Inside joke. I'm not gonna try to explain. It's a secret...haha) Mutant gerbils are eating my brain.. Help! I'm falling in loooooove. Grrrrr... Let the pigeons eat LOVE. Love is bad. It makes yo do strange things. *ehemehemehemMORIAH=TBehem* No offense to anybody who is currently in love. Poor me. My fingers are cold. My head is cold. my feet are warm. I am weird. So is JUICE TASTING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AT 1:00 in the morning. You'll get the juice tasting jokes in about a month. When Apples and I are done w'- ACK!!! THE PIGEONS ATE MY TONGUE!!!! stupid pigeons. BYe. AND COMMENT!!!!!! COMMENT LOTS!!!!!!! The square root of pi = the first digit of seventy-one squared (multiplied by seven to the seventh power cubed) I HATE math. History, (YES APPLES! IT KILLED ME TO SAY THAT!) WORLD HISTORY

From teh uber awesome Taz

Apples needs to post more. If you agree, say on your comment- <"Hear Hear!" said Moriah raucously, holding her flagon of ale high up above her head.> That's it. 1 Teh Uber Awesome Taz

OMG, My soooo cool day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi! This is Taz, and I'm posting on Apple's account until she figures out how to invite me to join the blog. Yay! Ok. I had the coolest day today! Drew and painted and listened to the Chiles (Red Hot Chili Peppers) and Evanescence in english for 1 and 1/2 hours, Mummified a brussel sprout in History, Got to paint some more in Study Hall, so Mr. S (Safnex) decided to show the class how to paint with tape(putting tape in a square on a piece of paper, painting spirals, then signing his name and giving it to Ms. Salvo. !o.O!) Then I went to Sr. M's class and yelled at some obnoxious 10th graders who were terrorizing sr.m's hat THEN I went to Apple's house and picked up my stuff THIS IS WHERE IT GETS MORE INTERESTlNG! *** I got home and wuz doing Spanish (blorp) when this USB guy comes staggering up to our door wheeling a 150 pound box up to our door. dad is all OMG when he sees it's from Grandpa. He sends us weird things all the time (flash light that reflects on the clouds, a seatbelt cutter and window breaker in case we are trapped in a car that has fallen off a bridge, indoor grill so it wouldn't smell up our porch, just the HOUSE) So dad looks inside and goes OH MY GOSH. He had sent us 150 pounds of FOOD! Anything from 10 pounds (literally, we weighed it) of chocolate, pepperoni, foreign rambutan fruits that resemble rotten moldy hairy spiky balls of mud, marinara sauce, lentils, dried black beans, half a dozen onions, another 15 lbs of snickers, mints, and mr goodbars, hersheys minis, and krackels as padding (no kidding) garlic, canned artichoke hearts, jellied beets, canned STRAWBERRIES (what's the point of un-fresh strawberries?)and lots more strange things. If u want the full inventory, email Taz at (deleted by Apples' sister- if you have a problem with that, tough). I personally thing that Grandpa sent it as a mid-life-crisis joke for dad.Then I hyperventilated, called Apples, and she came over and we goggled at all the stuff. Then we saw 2,000 sandhill cranes migrating. It was amazing! Thay made so much noise! Then me and Apples went around the neighborhood wding dong ditching people and leaving them treats from the 15 pounds of padding. And we had a lovely dinner of salad, peppercorn pasta and cutlets! So Apples and I logged on to her blog and Apples tried on 1 of UC1's dresses. Now Apples's mom is here and I am frantically typing, Apples is changing back into normal clothes, and UC1 is going on about the fact that the english can't speak, so that's all! I'll post later. Love you all, Taz

Halloween

Wow, I haven't blogged in like, forever. I'll blog about my Halloween costume! I'm going to be Eowyn, from Lord of the Rings! If you don't know who Eowyn is, go watch Lord of the Rings. I'm going to borrow a dress from UC1, curl my hair, and I'm Eowyn! Yay!