My Humor Article

I've decided to follow Kenz's lead and write a humor article, and this is the beginning. Enjoy! *************

Recently, my grade took a field trip to the Denver Museum of Nature and Science to learn the important life skills of reducing museum workers to tears and breaking priceless objects. You cannot learn these in a classroom environment, due to the lack of museum workers and priceless objects, so you must travel abroad in a school bus. The school bus is vitally important, because it is where most of a child’s bullying occurs. My school does not own school buses (can you believe that?), so we must rent them from a neighboring school for a lot of money. I believe that if these field trip buses were abolished, the school would have enough money to build its own private jet and no longer have to hold fundraisers in the form of family-oriented kickball games. On this particular field trip, we went to visit a temporary exhibit on the Titanic. This was obviously given a lot of thought, so that the field trip could be as fundamentally boring as possible. When I am old, I will become a field trip coordinator. I would be able to make field trip activities fun for the children, such as the Arvada Center, which contains a humongous sea monster that students can climb on, then fracture their skulls when they fall, attempting to enter the sea creature’s nostril. This is not the only attraction. There is also a spinning tiger that the children swarm on and see who can stay on the longest and then puke.