Monday, November 5, 2007
I feel alone...
Everyone else is jumping on the romance bandwagon, while I alone am single. I fear I will never see a bachelorette of a score again! I don't understand romance. It just seems like an unending flow of embarrasment, depression, hurt, and angst. I am going to have to start a society with UC1 which celebrates single people. The world is driving me crazy.
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I'm finding it hard to believe we're related.
YOU'RE SUCH A PESSIMIST!
Don't make me give you one of my love-is-wonderful-and-makes-the-world-go-round talks.
UC1 and IC can tell you. They're bad.
We totally should! We could call it "The last sensible people on the face of the earth club."
Stupid UC1, Mo's right! Love makes the world go round. Did I mention to you I'm like a soap opera?! 3 guys crusing on me, 2 of wich I hate, 1 of which I didn't even knew existed, and I'm in love with a completely different guy! Mo, we should make a retaliation organization for soap-opera-people. haha.
Excuse me, I, for one, am working to calm down my life! Certain forces *cough* Andrew *cough* are just against me in this effort!
Uh, who'se IC? And Tabsco, don't you know that soap operas are completely idiotic and stupid and lame (I could go on, but I won't...for now.)
who's Tabasco??? sorry, been a little out of the loop lately
IC is Impossible Child.
See Kelsey's blog for the soap opera parody if you're not convinced of UC1's point.
Oh, never mind, I know who it is.
Hey! r u calling me stupid and idiotic *snorts and paws foot*
Katie, you can be President and Secretary, and I'll be Vice President and Treasurer! Let's hold pep rallies!
and tabasco, mo isn't a soaop opera. thank goodness.
Yeah that is good. But as for YOUR organizaton, I guess I'll have to be a secret double-agent/matchmaker and sabotage it by being a matchmaker.
"Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
Make me a match"
You'll soon enough fall captive to your emotions.
I'll bet anything.
No one can go for their whole life without ever falling in love more than once.
I doubt UC1 could.
Jis' wait!
*Muahahahahaha....
Oh, and Kenz, tabasco sauce is UC1's li'l si's. The crazy one.
I feel I am the only voice of either moderation or reason here.
Tabasco Sauce thinks she can crumble our stronghold of anti-romance! Haha! She will find it is impossible to force us to succumb to lesser things like love for a unshowered, stupid, obnoxious, ugly, and shallow boy!
unite, single and happy women of the world!
Apples, you seriously have to get rid of this send-comments-to-you-before-posting them function, it's making the conversation confusing. Why not just delete them if you don't like them?
Not to mention getting rid of the mean comments. Uh, OW!!!!!!! unshowered, obnoxious? Stupid? SHALLOW? UGLY????????????
Dude. Get your prorities straight.
Let me help you. Here. Look at this. You may not believe it but it's truuuuuueeeee!!!!! :)
1. He smells REALLLLLY good. *slashes unshowered
2. Stupid? Uh hello? HE"S IN A HIGH SCHOOL WORLD LANGUAGE CLASS!!!!!!!!!
3.Obnoxious. Duh. He's loyal, considerate, sweet, gentlemanly, but you just don't know because you hate him- therefre he hates you- therefore you think he is a brat. But if you don't hate him and he doesn't hate you then he's nice to you. See? Communication. That's all it takes.
4. He's NOT ugly. He's HOT!!!!!!!!!! Dude. Open your eyes and watch the jacarandas blooming!
5. Shallow- Hold on, i'm looking it up in the word dictionary. I'm presuming you meant the definition 3- "Having displayed little complexity of the emotional or intellectual qualities." Hold on. What does that mean... *turns head on* Darn you, Apples! HE IS NOT SHALLOW!!!!!! HE'S DEEP!!!! YOU JUST HAVEN"T BEEN PAYING ATTENTION
WHY DO YOU HATE HIM SO MUCH???????
And alright that he IS a little bit of a juvenile delinquent but hey! So am I!
Can you tell today is a triple-positive? :):):)
You think everybody else is JUMPING on the romance BANDWAGON???????
I'm in Beverly Hills, cruisin' no-handed in the glittery black Porsche with Evanescence blasting out of the open sunroof so loud that the people in New York can hear me, dressed in a black minidress and looking goth while screamimg to the drivers around me, "I'M IN LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Bandwagons are SO not me.
Dude. Methinks you need to exaggerate a little more than you do. It's called fLAiR!
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